accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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b-1427:

"you cant love that character THAT much!!"

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sharpslut:

I’ve probably scrolled more miles on my dashboard then I’ve ran

dutchster:

society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak

beastworu:

"what kind of anime do you like?"

  • gay
  • psychologically damaging
  • the fate of the world is at stake

dad watches me play DRAMAtical Murder

DAD: whos this kid
ME: His name is Noiz.
DAD: MAKE SOME NOISE FOR NOIZ
ME: dad no please
DAD: he's got a lot of piercings
DAD: i like his hat
DAD: why does the smiley face have blood
DAD: sara is he gay
DAD: hes so gay
DAD: where's aoba
DAD: they're going to kiss soon
DAD: my gaydar is going nuts
DAD: sara is this your otp
DAD: does this beat sebaciel
DAD: holy shit noiz
DAD: whys he got to be a dick and slam aober against a wall
ME: aober?
DAD: is noiz going to fuck him
DAD: cmon noiz be a man
DAD: a gay man
DAD: fuCK HIM
ME: dad you're scaring me
DAD: wtf why is sasuke-wannabe here
DAD: gas mask dude is annoying i expect him to be like "are you my mummy?" and then the doctor shows up
DAD: IS THIS GAME REAL
DAD: this can't be
DAD: sara did you make this
DAD: if you kill off noiz ill kill off you
ME: i didn't make this
DAD: when is the sex
ME: AT THE END. GOD SHUT UP.
DAD: i have this bad feeling that Aoba is like secretly the best Rhyme player
DAD: fuck sasuke and his shit, Aober, you have NOIZ NOW
ME: dad his name is koujaku
DAD: WTF YOU LIKE SASUKE DONT YOU
ME: DAD NO PLEASE
DAD: im done with this game
DAD: oh shit its those kids again
DAD: look noiz is here
DAD: noiz dont sex aober in front of the kids
DAD: are these the three annoying kids in Zelda: Twilight Princess?
DAD: SHIT
DAD: WHAT WE DONT GET A PICTURE OF THEM KISSING
DAD: aober dont deny it
DAD: ur gay
DAD: look at noiz he's just like fuck i got rejected but i kissed him yey
DAD: sara do you want to kiss aober
ME: sure?
DAD: haha he's gay and noiz already did
DAD: sara if you date a boy or girl like noiz i'll call you aober
DAD: aober
ME: wtf dad stop i knew this was a bad idea
DAD: what if noiz was a girl
DAD: he'd be like you
ME: doeS IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE PIERCINGS
DAD: you want to go get some
DAD: monday after i get my paycheck we can go
DAD: you're cosplaying noiz right
DAD: please tell me you're cosplaying noiz
ME: *leaves the room with laptop*
DAD: *distant screaming* AOBER